Bathing Mrs Bigglewood

Those of you who may follow these things, may be aware that we have two "laperm" cats
who need to be bathed periodically like poodles.
today Mrs calpurrnia Peabody bigglewood was up for the honor.
to be fair I did not laugh maniacally like I do when her brother Mr. Peabody is going in the tub......
however I was not above taking pictures for evidence......
(and to laugh over later in private)
let me tell you, 5 pounds of wet cat makes the exact same size explosion as 1 ton of high explosives.
After we retrieved the wet cat, cleaned up the destruction in the kitchen, returned the furniture to it's upright position, we were tired, but determined to finish the deed.

She is currently hiding in a box, btw.
Now as furry as she is........... she is very very tiny under that coat..... she is about 6-8 inches tinier!
And solid and very strong....... legendary strength.
One 6 foot man and one short fat woman had trouble holding onto 5 pounds of slippery cat.