IF
you wrap the duck in a towel and make a little duckie burrito
and then convince the duck that if she just lets you shove this thing down her little throat..........
she will be allowed to escape eventually
however i do need a drink ( i don't drink !!!) cause it's enough to leave you shakey
and i could use a chiropractor cause it's enough to strain your back BIG TIME
at one point ONE duck who shall remain nameless but is sort of named after a white flower............
ended up between my knees wrapped in a towel as she was the MOST uncooperative of them all
the things i do for ducks
Yeah, well, I don't think I would like it much either, to be on the receiving end of all that. So the little white flower namesake has my empathy.... but I'm glad you got it all down their throats.
ReplyDeleteDoes Falstaff get a private vet trip eventually or did they give you meds for him?
Indeed, a drink?! Well, it's about time you tried that sour cherry Belgian beer (kriek lambic) I recommended :)
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