I just knew if Bernie got that weed whacker my garden would never be the same
you guessed it
he decided to WEEDWHACK everything in sight
and I did mention that he is 'plant impaired'
yup
I could send him to the garden for parsley and he would bring back nightshade or worse...
(now you know why I keep a years worth of toilet paper........ I figure with our luck the leaves he would try and use would be poision ivy)
ok soooooooooooooooooooooo
what whacky adventures did bernie have
lets see.......
1) he decapitated a lily, a poppy, some spider wart, and a small oak tree..........
( not bad for an amatur huh?)
2) then he stepped UP his pace, and got the jewelweed...........
3) approuching the garden.......... he warmed up by whacking the outside of the fence........
so far no major problems........ one leaf off a potatoe plant
however the CROWNING glory....................
he whacked my soaker hose............
RIGHT where it comes out of the faucet
you know the one............ that is laid out UNDER the mulch in all the veggie beds...
that I rely on to keep the tomatoes etc hydrated while we are in this heat wave/dog days.........
oh man...........
can I send him somewheres?
can someone send me a hose repair kit..............TODAY?
suggestions anyone?
I can't kill him, he didn't finish the endless kitchen remodel from hell yet
til next time
vi
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