make a note......THINGS to NOT do again

1. do not drop a lab specimen off and then run to pt.
2. do not go from pt and rush over to get a mamogram
3. do not call an old friend and try to wash the cat all at once
4. do not eat an egg before cleaning up various substances ejected from both ends of the cat......( see number 3)
5. do not call bethie while trying to type this post (she yelled at me for typing as I am not supposed to be doing that......... mengele said)
6. do not yack breathlessly on and on and on cause you are having an adrenaline rush
7. do not leave the clean dishes in the dishwasher and then pile up the sink........... you will be tired when you get home
8. don't hug the cat until you see if he is covered in his own body fluids..........
9. use a sponge to wash the cat's crate to remove said body fluids......
10. CALL THE VET EARLIER
11. NEVER say you are going to sleep in the following day.......as you will be up and on the road by 6am, with a screaming cat you can't carry (shhhhhhhh don't tell mengele)
12. don't hold the phone with your shoulder fresh from pt, INVEST in a DAMN HEADSET
13. remember to FIND the ice packs for your shoulder before you sit down....... you really will be tired and won't want to get up
14. take tylanol BEFORE mamography............ and then take more when you get home.......
15. learn to drink...... really do that when you are young.
16. and most importantly NEVER CALL JOHN BACK........ he WILL be inebriated and WILL argue with you...........

these few simple rules will make your life infinitely more enjoyable if you remember to observe them

don't say I didn't tell you this..........

cause I love you all and want yous all to be happy

til next time

vi