back to the bump and grind......

it is currently 5:53 am, I am drinking coffee, listening to the morning wake up songs of birds, & typing this.
it is peaceful and quiet
no dog barking
that of course will change in about an hour
when the moron neighbor will put their dog out and it will bark for hours
I have called the dog warden and he has done nothing about it
I called the town about the illegal business.......they have done nothing about it

ok today
I have to run to the lab and drop off that test........ I am so glad that is over.....
the contortions to obtain these 24 hours worth of specimens drove me nuts....... mengele has her work cut out for her today because of it

I am concerned about the whole 'run to the hosptical for the mamogram after pt' thing
I am worried that either I won't find a parking space close enough and miss the whole appointment
or arrive so tired out from walking 17 miles from the FAR parking lot up hill to the hospital....that they will squish my boob and I won't even know.....
as I will be unconcious.......held up by my poor long suffering boob clamped in that machine

oh my......
oh and I best put that roast in the crock pot shortly huh?

AND THE WINNER IS.........
the tote bag
I got that pinkish tote finished yesterday......... it is HUGE so big I could fit thaddeaus in there.
maybe with fawn as well......
I certainly can fit all the girls in there at once.
but it will come in handy for teaching and also spin
I wanted to make a few more, however time was NOT on my side.
I did take a picture so I will try and show you all later.....
I also tried to get new pictures of the little curly headed monsters..............
we'll see how that turned out.

I have fabric to do a blue/cream/yellow toile set of knitting bags and that wild one that I showed you all a bit ago........ I still haven't done that one yet but soon.
And I have a very nice magenta fabric waiting as well.

I want to do a halloween set and a fall set just cause they are so much fun to make

hahahahah
I also love going to spin group with a different bag set for every season.......
Linda from Huntercreek farms........ one day asked me WHERE did I get the matching sets......
I told her I made them.....
she had thought I had cause they matched perfectly
hahahaha
there are some area's I am just anal huh?
til next time
vi

updated at 8:11 am to include
I CALLED the dog warden
they must have heard me as they took the dog in when I got off the phone!
( same thing happened last time I called the dog warden........I am not paranoid however......does seem odd....... as well as the fact that when I call the cops on them they LEAVE when the cop tells me they are on the way)

good morning world

well actually things seem to be all right within my little world today
I have a 'light' day..... ( only that pain in the ass 24 hour urine test ---pee in a nutshell and save it all.....yeah right....... my aim in not that good.....I am a FEMALE remember???)

Today is the ONLY day in over a week I am home all day......Hence the test being done today.

I am blissfully unencumbered and wondering WHAT to do with myself on this day off.

(for tomorrow is mengele followed by boobs being squished yet again..................)

I can't decide!
I want to sew a new knitting bag......( some folks eat potato chips, I sew bags)
I am knitting a new scarf for the yarn store as a sample for one of my classes
should I bake some muffins?
how about sewing a dress or tunic for me?
there also are the Toadcroft sisters to work on..........
**they are a really interesting project I have been working on, on and off for a while now- they are a trio of fabric dolls, who lead 'interesting' lives... they also have a handbound book with their story in it.......
I have the book written, most of the illustrations drawn......... and I have one of them done..
hahaha
I have two more to make then their 'props'
now they are 'interesting' like I said.........
so their props are things such as little pet bats, small dolls with pins and string... stuff like that....
hahahaha
you should HEAR the story
it made me laugh so I imagine it will all come together well at the end.

when I do finish them I am not sure what I am going to do with them.


ok back to stuffs here

we are sueing the moron neighbors, they have dumped dog feces as well as tons of other debris on our land.
They cut our trees
their dog tried to attack us, they are a pain in the ass
as I type this, it is 7:10 am, the dog has been barking since before 7.......
good thing I get up early huh?
I get about 2 peaceful hours then the dog is out there barking........ constantly.

lets see........
tomorrow I better remember to crock pot in the morning as I have to leave here at 8 I believe
I won't be back to late as my call back for the mamo is at 1:30 but I may also have to go to ultrasound on it again.

hey I made the BESTEST roast the other day.
and I took the easy out on it, instead of mushroom gravey from scratch...........
I threw a can of cream of mushroom in it.......with mucho extra garlic and onions....... slow cooked in the oven..........................
TO DIE for
I ate the last of it last night... as bernie was really late getting home so he told me to eat.

don't tell me I didn't tell you all

anyway..
any suggestions as to my projects will be welcome
you can just post them in the comment section if you all would
til next time
vi

ok got a call from the endo

I have to go to the Endocrinologist.
Those of you in the know.........will know that they are the vampire doctors......
they take 5 or 6 gallons of your blood every three months......
then give you awful meds that make you so sick you don't actually HAVE blood to give them
( the tests seem to be worse then the disease here I think)
anyway........ at the rate I am going with the doctors.......I just may be at my goal weight a bit PRIOR to 100 years.......

there I will be all shriveled up........ icecream carton clutched in one hand.....spoon in the other.....
too weak from LOSS of blood to raise the spoon to my lips,............ this is what endo's do..... test after test and before you know it.......you have lost 35 pounds and all of it is fluids.

do you think they can do intravenous iv of icecream? I mean if I have just plain vanilla without blueberries or anything like that? since I doubt the berries will get through the iv needles huh?

ok lemme see
I am very tired......
and I will probably just sleep
tomorrow I gotta pee in a bucket for 24 hours......
fun huh?

AND it needs to be kept in the FRIDGE!
this time however it isn't in a clear gallon like they used to do, so it won't be mistaken for a cold frosty beer....

and no we won't go there...........
so don't ask

oh my.........
gee I can see it now..........

'hey vi, what did YOU do on your summer vacation?'

(me) oh I got all my blood sucked out by the lawyer and the endo.....
they buried what was left of me with a cardboard cut out of my favorite icecream flavor..........
sniff

ok til next time
vi

oh man

ok the deposition is done......
thank goodness....
we did fine according to our attorney
no one wanted to see all the evidence.
and we have a ton
we are waiting to hear now.........
however the moron neighbors were late!
can you beleive this?
so I don't know what is going to happen
however the opposing council admitted to our attorney that his clients are 'combative'
oye

wide width shoes

http://www.zappos.com/wide.zhtml
http://www.masseyscredit.com/default.aspx?redirect=1
http://www.footsmart.com/Footwear-Womens-Wide-Shoes.aspx
http://www.marylandsquare.com/category.asp?parent%5Fid=119
http://www.wissotatrader.com/default.asp
ok you should be able to find wide width at 5-1/2 here
I used to shop at globe shoes in paramus nj........ but since we moved to pa 19 years ago......I go the mail order route
vi

Goaties are US

we are helping take the goaties to the show today.
I will be happily up to my elbows in goaties
I can't help much but I surely can get in the way.......
and I intend to get in the way often and thoughly........
some of my favorite goaties are going to this show
and I have to say good bye to little Thaddeaus and also to Austin, the worlds oldest meat goat for vegetarians.
who are going up the road a piece to become lawmowers for a very nice lady.......And live out their lives as pampered pets. they will have the goatie edition of heaven on earth......
huge lawn/pastures to eat and run around in.........all to their selves.....
a snug little barn and a family who will love them as much as I do.
I am supposedly allowed to go and see them......
which you all know I will.

ok I went shopping reluctantly
I got bernie a pair of dockers khaki's a shirt and tie to match........also a second shirt in purple and a tie to match that.
all I can say is.......
damn that man looks GOOD in dress clothes.....
( no he didn't stay in them long at all........ I really mean he looks GOOD)
I finally got shoes......not the ones I wanted......... but they fit and I can wear them.
they were NOT cheap however I could have gotten three pairs of shoes by mail that fit for what I paid for this one pair.
I am a 6-1/2 WW ........... I swear the extra W came from the last pregnancy.
I went from a 5W to a 6-1/2 WW through three pregnancys......
is that FAIR?
Try and get shoes at Payless in THAT size....
but the good news now is..
as I am offically a 6-1/2 WW ( I was measured)
I can eventually get all the shoes I want by mail order...............
so maybe I will get new barn shoes and also walkiing shoes, snow boots, and clogs..
?
lets see..
Fawn has a slight cold.
She sneezed all night.
I gave her the chinese herbs that the vet gave me for the others when they sneeze so she should be fine by tonight.
I am not worried as long as she is eating........ concerned yes..I will watch her, but not worried.
It hasn't slowed her down any either.

ok til next time
vi

Shopping and such

ok so a very fast one
I am off in search of sandals for court
as the mouse pooped in my purple shoes and I don't think mouse poopied on shoes are appropriate to wear do you?

I did clean the mouse poop out however
but there is something ewwwwwwwwww about having had mouse poop in your shoes.....

ok I dropped off the tank I knit as a sample for the yarn store and am knitting a sample for my lace class there.
it is very nice yarn and I have to post pictures etc later.

I am happily in a denim tunic today after nothing but tee shirts because of pt and the hospital
yesterdays pt was not with mengele.......... the pt dejour ( how do you spell that Louise?)
did not stretch me out well at all........nor did she do anything for the knots in the muscles.......and she didn't tape me.......
so really going yesterday was a waste of gas.

I was up for about 20 minutes early this morning just petting fawn........she was on the bed......
so I got her to purr and roll over a bit..... she resents that calpurrnia is sleeping with us as well as her.
wait to we get thaddeaus up there....
oye
I probably will let fawn have one night without calpurrnia up there this week......just to see if I am right about that theory

And Amie, once someone lives here, they pretty much are free to be themselves.
There are rules...... like don't jump on counters in the kitchen
and don't eat doll hands........
oh and NO ONE jumps on amber cause she is 4008 years old
but after that.......
everyone is pretty much left alone to have their own lives
we all sort of co exhist....... we do spend time with each other....but if someone needs space.....there is plenty to be had.
( so to speak as it is a VERY small house)
however the cats do have to tolerate baths, nail trims, ear cleaning, tooth cleaning.........
but we give them cookies after to bribe them
oh and usually take pictures of the bath thing cause it is so damn funny
oye
vi

A word or two about fawn

She is really amazing us.
To think a few short months ago she would cry all night and hide under anything she could......!
Fawn is ALWAYS in motion......
she runs and jumps and plays like no other cat I have ever known.......... Even kittens would be tired out before she is.
She doesn't really like to be held...... so that's ok, we respect that.
She loves to be petted however, and will run around your legs and feet like a goldfish waiting for food.

I watch everyone move through the space of the house and I am struck by how differently they all do that simple thing.

Thaddeaus strolls.... he is king here and he knows it.........
He strolls and favors us with his lordly presence.

Calpurrnia dances & scampers........ She is feminine, she is all that is grace and full Victorian beauty. She reminds me of the Worth ball gowns from the 1890's.

Amber sort of meanders........ think of an old person with a walker.... that is Amber.
But when she was young she hopped like a bunny!

Fawn charges around like a tiny bull in a china shop........she slams into walls and cabinets.... legs and doors..... And is often caught hanging off something like a monkey.

Fawn doesn't really want as much to do with us like when she first decided we were ok, but that is fine, she is free to be herself here. However I do get followed anywhere I go....... it appears she wants to always know exactly where I am.

Actually all three laperms are like that.

Amber doesn't seem to care anymore.......... 'in the house somewheres' appears to be good enough for her now. As long as her food bowl is full.
hahahaha
I really have been most behind on posting pictures I know
and this week frankly doesn't look good for them either.

however the last week in JUNE maybe ok
oye
til next time
vi

I got a 'call back'

now when I had that mammogram on monday I told the tech, that since I had the bilateral lumpectomies........ I would probaby have some scar thingies showing up......
sure enough
I got a call back
I also told them it was nothing
WHY don't they believe me?
I am just LIVING in this body.......
so on wednesday I am again to get squished................
right after pt.....
oh man this is the summer of medieval torture

gees
vi

There should be a constitutional amendment

and it should cover women's dressing room.........
lighting and mirrors.
first off you need a MAGIC mirror in there......
and one that hopefully makes object appear much smaller....... say maybe 150 pounds smaller?????

can anyone guess what I did today? (which really was yesterday when you read this)

yup

clothes shopping.......
ewwwwwwww ranks right up there with do it yourself root canal..........

ok so I have the deposition on Monday and needed something other then the jeans/tee shirts I live in.........
so I girded my loins..................
( that probably should read ..........LOONS)

and Diane from up the hill and I ventured out in my rattled trap van to Allentown to the mall.

did you all know that Lane Bryant stores do NOT have dresses........
all they got is hoochi momma tramp clothes............ewwwwwwwwwww
oh yeah........ that is what I really want to wear........
hang ALL my rolls bumps and grinds out for all the universe to see.....
yeah
right
not in this life
not until I am at my goal weight.............in 100 years.....

all I wanted was a nice 'church' lady type dress..........
in rayon.......
maybe blue?
and two jackets, one short sleeve in a lighter color
one longer sleeved in a darker color!
10 stores later..........
I was ready to cry or at least go postal.........

I did finally get the one dress in the one store that actually FIT me and didn't look like Omar the tent makers clearance rack..........
and I also got a short sleeve cardigan sweater that looks like a jacket, in a lighter color
and a LONGER sleeved cardigan sweater in a DARKER color..........!!!!!!!!
but not in blue.....
in PURPLE
so I am a very happy camper.........
amazingly enough huh?
I was so thrilled that I handed over my plastic and didn't even look at the total.......
desperation set in you see
I suddenly got scared that this magical garment and it's little jacket sweaters would disappear into the poof of smoke and wishes that I was so sure it was.......

leaving me with a muumuu in tropical colors................. and a christmas tree shape......

ok now fast forward as I had typed the above last night..................
to this morning.........

I discovered that the dress and it's little jackets were hanging quietly up in the soap room.......
perfect and pristine in the little plastic clothing bag they wrapped them in.......

I even discovered a pair of purple shoes upstairs......... they match!
so if I can't find the sandals I am looking for....... I have something to put on my feet..
and the mice only ate a tiny part of the shoes which you can't see from the outside
(insert sigh here.......... damn uninvited mouse guests.....)

now I am going to swear..
on my curly cats collective heads............
I will not let the state of my wardrobe get this bad again.............................
I WILL occasionally buy a dress/jacket thingy............... even though I have no place in mind to wear it.
I WILL keep at least TWO business/career outfits in the closet......in classic styles....... at all times.......


I WILL not continuously refer to my body as the Willendorff goddess even though I SOOOOOOOOO do look exactly like that stature of pre-historic fertility.....
( or maybe it was a pre-historic advertizement for their version of CURVES?)

and btw the way while we are at it........
Them damn dressing rooms need artic level air conditioning....... I swear......
fat old broads sweating and trying on clothing is NOT a pretty picture at all....
and I got to see me doing just that in THREE freeken full size, full length, freek house mirrors.

To say I was tramatized was to say the least........

sniff

oye
til next time

vi
who is feeling much better now
if I can ONLY find the sandals I need.........I am good

the laperms are taking over the house

Well, at least Fawn & Thaddeaus are....
Calpurrnia is, as usual, playing happily with a leaf.
Fawn can NOT sit still
Damn I swear that cat has ADD or ADHD, even THADDEAUS sits still more then Fawn does

(shhhhhh and between you and me, with Fawn having blown out a coat, she looks a bit like a monkey,.............. she acts a bit like a monkey.......you should SEE her swinging from one arm on the cat tree........ we actually do now call her 'little monkey')

We've had brutally hot weather here in the North East........ so the airconditioners have been on around the clock on low.. keeps the house cool and dry.

The laperms went from laying around like a bunch of fuzzy area rugs to speeding little bullets of potential landmines.
You have to be really careful walking around here....... THEY are EVERYWHERE......( no don't get the tin foil hats just yet)

I can't walk down the stairs without almost tripping over one of them. EVEN CALPURRNIA has joined in with the 'trip the momma' game.

if I survive the stairs........ there is the racing furry bullet through the ankle obstacle course.

I am getting used to seeing wizzing things out of the corner of my eye...... it is usually one of the cats.

Just walking around this house is now a challenge and enough excersize in NOT falling on your ass that I don't think I would actually need much more do you?

and when the laperms take a break...........
AMBER comes and puts her TAIL under my foot...
then screams when I step down!

WHERE the hell that damn 4008 year old cat comes from sometimes I don't know
I swear every time I watch her walk, it looks like some old person with a walker....
but she manages to zip under my feet all the time.
speedy little old fart that she is......( and yes she does fart......often and loudly....... and normally behind my back.......RIGHT behind my back)

Fawn got a bit bored yesterday, as even the youngsters were sacked out......
she tried to play tag with me.............!
racing back and forth and tapping my shoulder.

poor thing, I could NOT chase her under the bed like she wanted
( well you know I don't exactly FIT under the bed anymore.......... nor could I get off my knees if I got down to LOOK under the bed........ I don't think there is crane service to our upstairs bedroom)

Anyway, Thaddeaus has mostly forgiven me for monday being gone......... Calpurrnia is very happy with her patchouli leaf.
Amber is of course............ sleeping on her pillow...
and that leaves us with FAWN........
who is just now running up and down the stairs just for the sheer joy of motion.....
hahahahaa
they drive me nuts and I would be lost without them

ah........ the FISH you ask???
Ivan and Egor are happy and living on the kitchen counter....................
they come when they see me and live for thier daily meals......
we are going to get them each a LIVE plant, they currently each have a fake plant.
it looks a bit barren in there ........ and we think they will have better water quality inbetween weekly changes with a live plant

til next time
vi

glad that is over

although I got a ton of knitting finished at the hospital.
(I am going back there for christmas, to finish my projects off without interuption)

today I went down and they took the last of the thyroid test.
it took about 10 mintues!
I was back home before 9:15!
the cats were very happy to see me back so soon.
I was happy to be home

I got a ton of annoying odds and ends done today as well.
all the crap like making appointments and following up on insurance stuff that is really a hurry up and wait type thing.
I did not get to pay the mortgage nor the car insurance however I will do that tomorrow

I DID mail a Package to someone............ so that was done too.

I need to get a dress to wear to the court thing monday ( I was told it was not a good idea to wear red and white striped 'raggity ann' type stockings with it.......... damn.......)

sunday we are going to help set up at the goat show....

I can't carry anything but I sure can be in the WAY......
and I intend on being in the way.....
all my beloved goaties

the weather here is hot but down where bernie works it is even hotter....... (maybe a 'dress rehearsal' for where we are going next???? hahahahaha)
he said he is ok however,
I made sure his gallon of iced tea was filled
I worry about him in this weather.....
it is hot and then he is under a hood in an even hotter engine.....
you should see some of the burns he comes home with..........from manifolds and stuff.

Diane is supposed to go with me to Allentown to get a dress for me tomorrow
I have tomorrow or thursday......
that's it
friday is mengele..... who wants to shop after THAT??? I have to drag my battered little carcass home and Ice after that......

saturday is pants for bernie shopping ( oh this should be fun.........NOT)
sunday the goat show and
monday the deposition

I can't wait for tuesday.

meanwhile I found out I simply can't tolerate the heat or extreme cold......
I have been really sick with the heat........ even with the air conditioning...if I am out in the heat for any length of time I get sick.
I really don't like throwing up ewwwwwwwww

even ICE CREAM was not enough to make it better
now that is bad

however the good news is
tomorrow I get to SLEEP IN


sleep?
I vaguely remember sleep........ wasn't it that thing I did LAST friday.......... waiting for bernie to get home from work? with my glasses still on my fat little face?

ok off I toddle
vi

glow in the dark anyone?

ok I am back and totally exhausted.
they did EVERYTHING today.
I also finished knitting the tank for the yarn store at the hosptial and sewed it up, wove in the ends....... just need to do the two rows of trim on the neck and arm holes.
I got 1/2 a lace scarf done too.

I do have to go back tomorrow for the second part of the thryoid uptake but I should be back by 10:30 where upon I will go to sleep and try and make up for last week of night after night of throwing up and the trots..........ewwwwwwwwww

it hasn't been a good week around here.
I have been leaving at 6:30 just about everyday...... which means I get up at 4am...
that and the heat is knocking me out.

I missed my cats terribly today, I was very worried about them.
Even with them home and the airconditioning on...
I worried that maybe we would have a power outage, as we have been having in the last couple weeks.
Thaddeaus was in the 400 crate with a litter box and water..... but still.
(I told him, that if he just stopped jumping on amber he would be allowed to run around like everyone else when I wasn't home)
he is now upstairs in the bedroom on the bed with the girls.
yup yup just like a MALE........
so he is happy now.
( so am I as I want him to sleep with us)

thank goodness for having make them burritos and froze them.................
I am too tired to cook and maybe too tired to even eat
til next time
vi

over the river and through the woods

to newton memorial hosptial we go
ok I will be in nuclear medicine and also xray today and tomorrow
I have a gap of about 4 hours between two tests but not enough to come home ( over an hour drive)
I am bringing two knitting projects.... the tank for the LYS and a lace scarf.
I should also bring a book but I can't carry more then 5 pounds
the cats will be home in the air conditioning
although mr. peabody will be in the BIG crate with a litter box and food/water.
amber will be in the studio
and calpurrnia and her granny fawn in the main house.
bernie is pretty upset he isn't going but that is life
he better make me a good supper tonight
oye
I have thryoid tests, mamography, and I think also a thryoid ultrasound today.
tomorrow is pelvis, vaginal, and thyroid uptake.
after which I come home to recover.
a gallon of icecream outta do it.

wen I need to go and buy a dress for court against the moron.......
then pt
then what?
do I get to sleep at all this week?
til next time
vi

those who go to be squished...

would salute you.......but you know...... gravity did it's thing

ok that was minnie that left that smart ass remark about I know where she is by now
so stop freeking out sallyjo.
it's either minnie, or you or shaggy.
usually it's minnie however

ok I want something sweet to eat......
a bit of a nash......
a doughnut?
not icecream as I am afraid that ANY THING cold will again set off the trots.
and as I don't want to miss all these damn tests cause I am married to the porcelain goddess.......
I am being relatively good.

however I really want something to nash.

the past couple days with the heat problems however did take it's toll.

Bernie made us our sunday morning breakfast, but
I MADE THE EGGS!
we had poached eggs today, so he doesn't know how to poach an egg to perfection......which I of COURSE do..( why no no........... I am not proud, I am a humble sort of person hahahahaha)

Bernie was at Kia school online most of the day and I puttered around the kitchen, doing dishes and watering the violets.
Then I knitted more on the tank for the yarn store, that should be done very shortly, as I am on the last part of the front........... then I stitch it up and do the simple lace binding on the edges....
I should be done tomorrow with it
I am going to do a sort of shawl/scarf thing for the yarn store next, however as I really am wanting this one, I will buy the yarn and after they are done with the display I will take it home.

I am planning on a self fringing piece in that 'broadway' by either trendsetter or reynolds...... I forget which one now. ( ok either this one ...... or maybe this one
I am going to do it in a very simple lace........ semi open, and also I am going to bead it.

After that is another self fringing, only this last one will be in multiple textures of yarn, probably in garter stitch............ and definitely with some metallic in it.

I wish the yarn store had that berroco yarn...... damn what the hell was the name of it....... QUEST??? in the rose gold
that would be perfect for what I had in mind.
they also had a matching one that was a thread with a sort of cocoon of metallic........ also in rose gold.
I am thinking scarlet, ruby, deep purple............... and that rose gold.

I am then going to do some smoke rings for me....... in lace with beads, possibly in cashmere.....
doesn't THAT sound decadent?

I have some socks to finish up...... and then I have some singles to ply......
( for the NON SPINNERS amoungst you.. that means I need to finish my yarn that I spun...... and make it so it doesn't untwist or do nasty things after I knit it)

ok I want a doughnut now.......... some sort of crumb topped cake like thing.........
with cinnamon on it as well.

and I would LOVE coffee...............
oye
vi
hey you all be nice to me.........cause I am going to be radioactive when next we meet and my boobs will have been squished to pancakes................... at this size, that will not be attractive.
ewwwwwww

air conditioning is a beautiful thing

bernie put the air conditioners in today.........
finally!
we realized that it is most likely I had a bit of heat related problems that got me sick the other day and last night
and today poor amber was panting and threw up.
I dunked her in cold well water a couple times and she is now fine, eating, even grooming her self.....
sat on the bookcase to look out the window
had some tuna
needless to say we got all of the air conditioners on.........
and we will keep them on ( on low) throughout the rest of this heat wave.

I found out today that the insurance company in it's infinate wisdom paid for the Orthopedic doctor's bill but denied the physical therapy.......????????????????
so I have to deal with that one on wens.
all that pain AND I have to pay out of pocket???
oye
if it isn't straight by my next appointment........ last week will have been my next appointment
man
ok now
Lets see.........the good news is

I GOT MORE ICE CREAM

what better news than that?

and it is my all time favorite

blueberry and raspberry cheesecake ice cream

yeah!!!!

hahaha

life ain't so bad after all huh?

vi

Mengele is winning

And she has a protege.

I was mangled by a wonderful and sweet young woman named (If I remember right) Ashley.
but don't let her blond hair, blue eyes, skinny body and sweet little face fool you.
she is an iron fisted torturer of the very first degree
after she was through with me, I gathered what was left of my beaten and abused neck and shoulder....... and dragged the dripping pulp to the van.

I have been iceing ever since
and I am in that half way place that only extreme pain can put you in.

ok so I was up puking all night as well as having a run on the OTHER end......
so maybe it is not all their faults
(but they are convinient to blame don't you think?)

I have discovered that occational moans are escaping me, at first I didn't realize that the moans were coming from me.....
I thought that one of the cats had gas......
imagine my surprise!

I fully understand why someone would confess to kissing a goats ass under the threat of further pain of this magnatude......

they ask me
'scale of 1 to 10, with one being no pain and ten.......... being really bad?'

I told them 22 +1/2
damn this really hurts
I was actually cross eyed at one point.

however after I finish icing ( for the 10th time since I dragged my carcass home) I intend to eat icecream
after all with cholesteral of 153....................
I can eat icecream, cheesecake, all butter pound cake........... whipped cream and a CHERRY
vi
who is already fat
so another pound or so won't even be noticed

don't hate me

ok some tests are back.....
my cholesterole is 153
it's been 153 since they started to test me for it......
( doing the happy icecream dance........)
finally ONE thing I can actually THANK my parents for.....
I have to take the cushings 24 hour urine test now however.....
ewwwwwwww
I have to do that over the weekend...........AND I got my period...
double ewwwwwwwwwwww
mengele lengthened my neck for me.......
thank you bella mengele.....
I have now recovered the 1/2 inch of height I lost plus possible 6 more inches......
can you say GIRAFFE???
yes I knew you could
she had my head under her arm.....................and was pulling at the top and bottom of my neck
I am lucky I escaped with my head still attached..........
and
SHE is going to do it again tomorrow
there isn't enough ICE in the universe
lemme tell you
vi

Books and more books

I have been posting at a couple of forums, one is KR and one is a book forum.
the subject of summer reading has come up.
along with book lists.
I read a book called 'little, big' by john crowley about 26 years ago.....
it was a dreamy otherworldly book that has stuck with me.....
perfect for sunny or overcast days in the woods........ deep with mystery and a sense that we are not alone.
unfortunately my copy was rendered unreadable.
I have been looking for yet another copy. ( one which I can actually afford right now)
I highly recommend this book to anyone that wants to be transported out of this time and space......
who wants to dwell for a while in the fantasical and supernatural side of their being.

anyway
today being again a 'first day of period' begs to be marked by a good book and a long read.
I am currently reading about the sun king's mistress and also 'the new forest' so off I take me to the sofa
til next time
vi

the potter movie

YES YES I READ ALL THE BOOKS
hahahaha of course I did......... why wouldn't I?

ok so I actually sat through MOST of the movie.....
( hey that is pretty good for me)
I stood for about 1/2 hour brushing calpurrnia....... she didn't enjoy it
what did I think you ask?
pretend to ask ok?
I sort of liked it!
it is dark and more grown up............... bernie and marilyn both hated it.
I liked the fall/autumn spookie sort of feel to the movie
but then again it is hot here right now
when it is cold out I may not like it
I really liked harry having more confidence........ hermine busting malfoy in the mouth......
I didn't like the kids growing up at first....
I hate dumbledoor.
what is up with that light bus?
ok
so that is the best I can do, as I really am not good at watching tv or movies.

supper is stuffed cabbage, and brown rice......in case anyone is hungry

hey I am not obsessed by my freezer............I am a PLANNER
someone said so in black and white so it must be so
vi
the planner

alert the media

I am going to watch tv this morning

do you need smelling salts?


yes but you see it is a very special tv thingie.....
and I hope to actually almost sit through it

it is HARRY POTTER
yes the third movie has made it to cable and I am going to attempt to watch it
Bernie saw it the other night
I didn't realize that was what he was watching.........

so I am going to attempt to watch it
I am turning off the phone

gees you all need to stop fainting......
you are going to get a concussion

vi
thinking about making the popcorn

edited at 10am to add
I know I owe pictures but the battery chargers are giving me a hard time so please be patient

can you spell INSANITY?

yes I knew you all could

so it is 5000 degrees in the shade here
my sunscreen has melted off my face in little white rivelets.............
so what am I doing???
AM I sitting here with an iced tea and a cooling fan?

am I lanquishing in a cool mountain pool surrounded by lush ferns and tall sheltering trees?

am I eatting bon bons in the air conditioning???
(wtf ARE bon bons anyway???)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
of course not
I am
..........................
(you GUESSED IT)

COOKING

Does insanity run in your family you ask.....

(Pretend you asked ok, humor me)

well apparently it does

cause I am making sauce, stuffed peppers,

brown rice/wild rice pilaf

and

chicken breasts

oh and I am washing dishes with boiling hot water for good measure

call the men in the white coats

vi

ps: moron neighbor dropped her kid........now they have 4 or 5

I lost count

man I have to move

And the groundhog says............

another 4 weeks of pt.......
oye
now also the 13 & 14 is the hospital
then I expect my 90 thousand mile warrenty and I will be a happy camper
Then bernie can move jobs if he needs too.
( which would totally suck as he does like where he works...... if they would just freeken pay him)

it is hot
stinking hot
fry an egg hot
stew yourself in your own sweat hot......
ok so you get the drift
ya think it's hot????????????????????????
well do ya?

we have to put in the air conditioners.......
we went from spring to AUGUST.
ok I am so ready for fall

pumpkins
cider......
little wee ghosties....

I had pictures........but my camera batteries went dead.
so I am attempting to recharge them.
this charger is funny, it doesn't always work
but thaddeaus dropped it yet again and I am hoping that the fall will have fixed it...
( one could hope you know)

I have to take more pictures for my soap page, and also for ebay listings
so naturally the camera is in need of batteries
but at least I got the pictures of the peacock
can't down load them
but I got em
ha
so there
til next time

vi

I look like I lost the war & a RECIPE for chicken

I got a mess of a hematoma from the lab stick the other day..... really do NOT have lab work done then go to pt for your shoulders...

dumb, dumb, dumb

gees I swear I am the world's biggest dumb ass

But today I am feeling alot better, as you will see from what I did today.

Ok I have been batter dipping, breading and freezing chicken cutlets.
I have done 35 so far.....
I have 21 to go
that gives me 54 ( yes you did the math right, we are having two for dinner)
which means 27 meals of them in the freezer
( we like breaded chicken breast a lot)
I make my own batter and my own crumbs
the crumbs are 1 part shredded wheat & bran, and 2 parts cornbread.
then I add some herbs and a few spices......
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have to tell you it is VERY GOOD.
really, very good.
and also pretty high in fiber too.
I cut all the fat off the breasts, and lightly dust them with flour, then dip in the batter then the crumbs.
I freeze them on wax paper on trays, then put them in freezer bags.
I cook them from the frozen state at 350 degrees until done.....I think it takes about 20-30 minutes.
( don't say I didn't tell you how to do this ok, it is really good)
no I don't have amounts.......
sorry I don't have actual written recipes

I have to do the last 21 tomorrow and then do the stuffed peppers, I will have three meals of them in the freezer then.
I will of course also make tomato sauce. I probably should make a casserole of baked ziti to freeze as well.
hmmmmmm
we'll see if the ricotta is still ok.

lets see............ in other news.
this coming week I am pretty light on appointments I think.......
but after that I got daily stuff and also classes to teach.
I am going to try and take pictures of the tank I am knitting for the Local yarn store.
I also am taking pictures of my soaps and toiletries ( to show packaging) for a webpage for my toiletries business.
I have to take pictures of my dollhouse miniatures for a page for them....
oye
tomorrow is the orthopedic doctor at the crack of dawn....... then I will be home to cook
Unless he decides to twist me into a pretzel.

I imagine the post about that will be pretty funny.........

poked and prodded

***June 3, friday***I am very worn out today, after the lab and then the pt.
I scared mengele when I got very pale in pt.
they took a lot of blood (I have had endocrine tests before and they took double that today)
so I am going to take it pretty easy for a day or two guys.....


ok so I went to the doctor today
to an ob/gyn.
I took the ultrasound report from 5 years ago on my thyroid mass
the stuff from 89 on my pcos
and had the lumpectomy pathology sent to her

hahahaha
I actually like her
even though I have underwear OLDER then her....
she reminds me of one of my nieces.........
so that was a plus in her favor.

three times the poor kid told me that I should do stand up
she never cracked a smile or laughed however.
I don't think she knew quite how to take me

( with a butterfly net always worked for the men in the white coats)

she is really pissed that when the thyroid mass was found that a thyroid take up wasn't also done.

I told her............

nothing is going to be wrong, watch........ larry, moe and curly are running the universe and I am the blooper reel................ they won't allow me to go to my well deserved rest and deprive them of their comedy channel........
(besides, dying is much cheaper then medical tests soooooooooooooooooo)

we discussed a few other things about my medical conditions.

she did a pap and a breast exam.....
and for the first time in over 40 years......... nether of those two things HURT!!!!!!!!!
amazing
and my boobs are killing me in a pre period way....... ( again those of you like my friend CAROLE who don't know the 'joys' of premenstrual syndrome.............. BITE ME)
even AIR hurts right now

now I really really mean this......... I want a refund on this body......
none of the parts work anymore, and some actually never worked well in the first place......
what?
they were more for 'show'?gees
I swear I need my money back..........gonna buy me some indestructible recycled completely redone and altered vinyl doll parts.........
that has to be a better deal then the current one

ok so if they fix my sagging sorry ass................
does that give me a 90 thousand mile warranty?

tomorrow at some unearthly hour...................
I am to go to get ‘blood’ work
Without coffee

Do they have a police escort ready for me?
I mean the thought of going anywhere without benefit of the nectar of the goddess is one thing I don’t think I can face.
I mean they are taking what?????????????????
5 or 6 GALLONS of blood from me tomorrow………
I swear I am going in there clutching my coffee in one hand and holding my NECK out to have them take it from the Carotid artery just so I get my coffee fast.

I will be light headed and dragging all 3 of my fat ass’
And then…………… some perky person will tell me to ‘have a nice day’

I will stab them if I have the energy.

From there I got to mengele………….
So I will be drained of all fluids……. Then I will be twisted into a modern art sculpture of a rat’s nest.

Meanwhile, back here……….I was so busy trying to get my lab and hospital appointments straight that I burnt dinner……….
So we are having burnt OFFERINGS for dinner…..
Who says we can’t be religious?
How biblical can you get?
Ok so it is pork chops but hey work with me here ok?

Now on the 13-14 I am to the hospital where I will get a mammogram, vaginal ultrasound, pelvic, thyroid uptake and thyroid ultra sound…….
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Hopefully afterwards I won’t have pt………….
( shoot me if I do cause believe me……… I won’t be worth the effort)
whatever is left of me will be deposited in a Dixie cup and disposed of in the appropriate container right???
I will be radioactive for the 24 but not enough to really harm anyone I think……

I will just glow a bit in the dark and folks will SEE the bones mengele has been trying to talk into returning………
( visions of teenage voiced bones screaming ………’no no I won’t go)

after that……..
we get ICECREAM
oh man we better get icecream
or someone is gonna pay
til next timevi

of tarot cards and spices

I have a yen...............
not a yen as in a chinese coin.....
a yen as in I wanna get me a present....
or 6..?

I collect tarot cards....
I been reading tarot since 1970..... just for me.....
I enjoy it.
and I also collect decks.
(and I am waiting for my friend Julie to get her latest printed.. but that is a WHOLE 'nother story)

anyway, once a year I put in an order for tarot decks....... usually one or two that either I have been eyeing.....
or are new & different
my favorite decks are
the Halloween tarot
and the Victoria Regina
I am also quite fond of the whimsical tarot, which I waited for .. for quite a while actually

I have one deck I read with.
the others are purely collected

I did NOT get the comp tarot deck which is a shame however as I would have loved it.

when we needed some cash a year ago, I parted with a few decks. The herbal tarot was one I regret selling but what can you do.
there are other decks I would love even more
( like the Merryday tarot or the italian dog tarot)

anyway I am getting the tarot deck itch again.......
I am not too sure what decks will be on the short list yet........
but I think I am going have to scratch this particular itch......
I reason with myself......... I can ALWAYS SELL THEM........... on ebay
yea right.
( ok so well I did do that last year, along with my favorite teapot, and a few other things..sniff)
Anyway
I have been thinking of the Tarot of the dead..... ( day of the dead in mexico)
and maybe
Forest Folklore Tarot

or should I be really bad and get an Erotic tarot??????
( there is that groucho marx blinky thing going on again with my eyes)

hahahaha
anyway...........
I been thinking

of course right now I am not sure how many decks I have or exactly WHERE they all are.......
Please I am not sure if I am all here on any given day.......let alone where my decks are......
( I really need a glass doored bookcase with a lock to store this stuff in......... I got cats you know......
not just any cats......... LAPERMS!
oye
anyway..........

I don't know which decks to get.......
( I really can't afford any deck right now, but you know SOMETIMES......... well a girl has got to have fun.. and so does an old broad)
til next time
vi

woo hoo........ vi's getting squished!!!!

hahaha
ok so vi's boobs are going to get squished.


I am also going to start the rest of the medical tests I need.....
bernie is staying at his job long enough for me to get this all done
thankfully.
I also have found that I don't have to worry about pre-exhisting conditions, which I was told was part of it
I called the insurance company again today and they said ......no we don't have the pre-exhisting thingy
so I found me a gyn......
and I am going thursday!
I told them
pcos
mass on the thryroid
cronic unexplained inflamation of the left breast
peri-menopause.......
pms
crs***

oh and possibly a sinus infection!!!!


hey I haven't had insurance for a while here.......
things fall apart when you are reduced to holding things together with duct tape you know....

meanwhile back at the FARM
where I was YESTERDAY
I got pictures of the peacock displaying his tail!!!!
but through a fence unfortunately
AND
there are 15 new baby layer chicks in the hen house..........
hahahaha

ok lets see......
what other news..

I am a bit perterved at bernie........
not quite enough to give him a cattle prod enima.........
but he better not push his luck at the moment
I got pms, and I am loosing estrogen.......
and I do have access to a cattle prod you know...

"no your honor, I don't know how this here cattle prod got up his ass and out his nose......... 18 times.............."

"could be,.............. maybe he SAT on it?????"



til next time
vi
*** can't remember shit

ok a WAY cool site to make up to you..... you know

for the last link..........;)
hahahaha
vi

http://www.occasionalmagic.com/candles_main.html

ok I love this idea and I am going to order these for folks

go and TRY this

http://www.saviodsilva.com/ads/ftp/wickedfortune.htm

Sunday morning and let me introduce...

the actual SUN......
Mr. Solar is pleased to meet you all again.......

ok so it has been dark and rainy......
that actually is wonderful cause I love it that way....
(maybe in my last life I either lived in england, or seatle?)

I have discovered much to my surprise.......... ( hey I discovered a few surprising things about me this week...... I will tellyou the other in a moment)
I really love rainy weather..... hot rain, cold rain...... misty overcast rain...
damn I love it all.

(oh the other, I thought I was a bleeding heart liberal........... but as I firmly believe in personal responsiblity.........I found out that I can't be that bleeding heart liberal thing........ SURPRIZED the crap outta me)

So anyway back to sunday morning..........

it is sunny!
to say I was surprised and a bit disappointed............ well.......
see also on rainy weekends we normally spend the afternoon behind the closed door..............
and I am not saying what all goes on there
but lets just say we do come out a couple hours later smiling................. not to mention a bit ah... tired.

Sunny days just don't allow you to sort of linger in a horizontal position....... so to speak
they want you to get up and have a picnic.... cut the grass............... weed the garden......... well you know...... them sort of summer time thingies.

RAINY days however tell you to go back to bed and pull the covers over both of your heads and have a nice visit.

After you are finally done visiting........ you can have breakfast, or brunch or supper....... depending on how long that visit ended up being.
You also just know that in a couple hours.......... you will go and visit again..
that makes for a very nice day.

(and if you haven't tried that with your partner.............. might I suggest it....... really it does tend to have wonderful effects on both of you....... but what do I know..i only been married to the one person for almost 30 years, and when I am not ready to kill him, I actually do adore him)

anyway, said husband is now thinking of making us some brunch..
he put the dishwasher on this morning before I came down, and is just waiting for it to finish to start cooking.........
he already brought me my coffee.......
hhmmmmmmmmm
sundays can go on forever I think..................

no?
vi

of course my van is broken

my husband is a MECHANIC.
I always have the broken car ...........no?
todays mishap brought to you by...............
BERNIE and the break pads.......
ok so I have friends who are married to electricians........ they have shorts all over the house, bare wires and no outlet covers.
I have friends who are married to doctors who smoke!
I have a friend that has a mechanical physist for a husband........so her computer is always screwed up....... Ditto the friend with the PHD in computer tech. for a husband......she broke down and bought a DELL!

so it stands to reason that with my mechanic for a dh.......... my poor little innocent and beloved van is got real problems........ it needs a valve job, break job, and new pads..
not to mention the body work on it huh?

the burning stench comeing from the master cylinder should clue everyone into the fact that dh is a mechanic......
and GET THIS

he NEVER EVER gets a 'return' at work.......... nope
not a one
he fixes it
it stays fixed......
ha
damn
see the trouble is
I can't get him to FIX THE DAMN VAN

I ask you
is this fair?
oye
til next time
vi

my 'ta ta's' are now 'ha ha's'

gee is it me?
am I crazy?
or are my boobs decending faster then a stone in water?
they have been footstools for a while now
but I have been kidding myself,
I hike them up and stuff them into a bra........
I hope for the best.
I can say......
the best is a LOT lower then it used to be.
the standards are slipping I imagine.

I got out of bed this morning..... walked down the stairs and heard a thump behind me
I thought it was the cats
it wasn't
it took that long for my dragging fat ass to follow

I tell you
is this FAIR?
MEN lose their asses as they age......
women grow additions to their asses.......and they slide DOWN to the floor

I would dearly like to speak to someone in customer service about this decending ass thing.......
I am so busy trying to gather up my assorted parts and stuff them into something that will hold them up and in......... however, that I would probably miss the customer service window hours.
I am thinking bra's now need to come in 'hoover dam' size for me
ditto on the underdrawers

now I am not complaining really

( ok so I am complaining, but DAMN that bra strap is hurting my shoulder.... mengele would be proud)

however I got to thinking a while ago while stuggling to stuff my fat ass into my studio pants.
( and thank goodness for stretch polyester for studio pants.......nothing gets through that shit..... nothing, not lye, not acid, not my chafing thighs......)

I am wondering again, why do we have to go through this ?

And were is Rubens when you need him.

I am thinking we need a massive outpouring of Ruben's fans......
just think......
no more skinny fashion models
hahaha
they would be round and full figured.........
some would even.........
horrors
DROOP
how about that?
I would be in style!
amazing
vi
til next time

it's gotta be a better day?

well so far, as a fan has not fallen on my head......
It will be a better day.

ok Bernie has given notice, however the management has sort of refused to believe it
meanwhile he is still there, but looking for another job. which also means pt continues and I better get my butt to a doc to look at the other stuff fast.

I over did it in the kitchen yesterday, making stuffed cabbage leaves, tomatoe sause, and burritos, so I am in a lot of pain today.
no one tell mengele.
beleive me I am suffering enough for overdoing it
but I work when I am a bit upset and I was a bit upset

I have a sink and dishwasher full of dishes right now...... and I did three loads yesterday
I really cooked a ton....
but the freezer is packed..
now I need a new freezer to fill..........
( well I always wanted a second freezer just for the garden veggies... )


I am going to do my pt today, knit a bit and make macaroni salad for monday at Carole's
where I promise not to pick up the older kids........... and I won't attempt to pick up a lamb at all........
I miss my goaties and sheepies..........and I miss my princess the horse.....
I have a carrot with her name on it....
til next time
vi

well health insurance was nice.......

bernie gave his notice today.
he had no choice and I am behind him 175%.
however join me in waving bye bye to medical insurance.
gees.......
and I still have a thryroid mass to be biopsied,
mamograms need to be done...( and a second biopsy of the left breast)
not to mention the pcos treatement I still have not been able to get
and finishing up the pt on the shoulders and doing my knee....
( can you say.. violet is falling apart............ yes I knew you could)

where he works, he is busy and he does love it
but they don't pay over 30 hours a week.
so we can't live on that.
not and drive 87 miles one way.
see why he had to quit?
we can starve much more comfortably with him closer to home.

needless to say hearing this RIGHT after I got home from pt was not high on my list of opening remarks.
but that is life.
now will the person that suggested I sell my house and move to an apartment...... please just get the gun and shoot me.....
as I really can't stand having people that close to me.........
even my neighbors are too close at the moment.
oye
vi
who will be fine in a day or so

Today I again have physical therapy.
Which means ( to the blissfully unaware) that again my arms will be twisted around like a pretzel and forcibly inserted into my opposite ear.
This will occur AFTER said arms are reduced to gell like boneless wonders in the afore mentioned twisting process.

Now you all heard me speak of 'mengele' my pt, she really is a lovely lady named June. She comes from the lake district in england, and knows sheepies.....
whats not to like?
and she is also making it possible for me to move my shoulders again...... amazingly.

however the WAY she does it is by brute force....... most of the time.
and you should SEE her....
tiny tiny little lady!
(don't let her kid you though, she is little but wirey, and strong as hell........... she can twist me but good)

by the time my pt is done, my brains are fried and I am incapable of speaking a co-herent sentance.
trust me
I am mostly also numb, which is good as I got at least a 45 minute drive HOME.........
the lure of ice packs, icecream and collapsing in a heap on my computer chair keeps me going just long enough to get there.

I tried bribery, I gave her soaps................. and some of the office staff as well.
hopeing that they will go easy on me.....
I suspect however that it may have a paradoxical effect in this case..... forcing my beloved mengele to now try to insert my elbow into my ears....... on the opposite side.... after she puts my head UNDER my knee in an effort to enable my neck to again move.

I truly know she is helping me..
but....... can you say PAIN???
yes I knew you could

til I am human again
vi

On a more serious note........

Lately the weather here has been cold..... I mean the heat goes on at 65 cold.
and rainy, dark even during the height of the day.
I love this weather.
I swear this weather is the kind of weather that made the old country folk see the fairies.
maybe it is the green stuff growing....
the air is full of growth and magic.
(isn't growth magic?)
I love to work at the workbenches by the back windows. I look out through the guardian apples into the little clearing in the second part of our back yard. I swear if I look hard enough I will see the spirits of the plants and trees emerge.
later on the does will bring the fawns down to this protected playground.. ( or they used to, but with the new neighbors having cut all the trees on my line maybe not)
I have watched the fawns dance and play in the long grass and dappled sunlight that filters down through the ancient trees here.
I almost could have spent my entire life content watching the season turn there.
but I realized now, it is time to move on.
My adored sugar maples will have to shelter another family soon.
My maples were part of the reason we bought this place, it has two 270 year old sugar maples on the south side. Tall forest pines ring the maples.... even larger trees out back.
when we came, it was wild and free.
now due to the neighbors we have had to fence.
the deer paths are closed up, the wild turkey no longer travel through twice a day.
I still swear the fairy folk are out there but they are damaged by the cutting off of their paths too.
it is incredibly sad for me
I realize that this is probably the last year I will see the fireflies dance through the trees like lanterns carried by magic and wild folk.
the last year I will welcome the warblers in the apples.
the last year I will see the large stand of jack in the pulpit out behind the old ruined barn.
I am hoping however that the next place we live will have some of the same ancient magic and mystery surrounding it.
but with a lot less neighbors
vi

Dr Frankenstein lives

My beloved Mengele ( she is making it possible for me to touch my ears!) decided to morph in to Doctor Frankenstein when she put some sort of electric muscle stimulator on my shoulder, (in spite of my pleas of 'lower and to the left please') which caused my arm to take on a life of it's own.
my shoulder is still all knotted up....... ( as I am painfully reminded every time Mengele starts touching it)
so this electric muscle thingy was to have loosened that.
ha
it is going to take a JACK HAMMER to loosen them thar knots.....
Anyway it was a very strange sensation to say the least.

meanwhile
I have a soap order to fill and no shoulders to stir it with...
oye
I need to make 30 pounds of patchouli soap...... ( assorted patchouli)
and as I am restricted to no more then 5 pounds of lifting and NO stiring this ought to be interesting.

I got the pattern for the seaweed stole, I do have some yarn for it but I am lacking the beads.
I need something like 100 grams of 8/0 japanese seed beads ......... I would like a clear AB for them
and I need 24 teardrop beads in clear AB as well.
so that has to wait a bit.

I got another 23 meals done and in the freezer.. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we won't tell mengele....
but I did take breaks and I am doing my pt excersizes soooo
IKNOW
IKNOW
I am mostly listening
but you know..... life goes on

I also have some news...... since pt started I somehow misplaced a pants size.....
I am down an entire pants size.
and one top size
My upper stomach is gone...... I mentioned that to Mengele and she told me it was because I have good posture now......
I said
'but what will hold up my BOOBS'
she informed me a BRA
( yea right, I already got bad shoulders.......... I am going to need a crane for the BRA to be held up by..............)
oye
til next time
vi
who owes you all pictures

vi's got ICE CREAM~!!!

we went to shoprite today, as yesterday they didn't have enough chicken on sale.
so off we went......
got the chicken, got pork chops
got chop meat ( chop meat is ground beef to all you folks that don't speak jersey)
we went to see the icecream case.....
guess what??
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MY VERY FAVORITESTEST Icecream was there
'berried treasures' by turkey hill
blueberry/black raspberry ( it used to be blackberry) and CHEESECAKE icecream
AND
AND
ARE you sitting down????
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it was on SALE for 1.99 per carton
we got 4
count em
1
2
3
4
however one is almost gone
***burp***
and I am a happy camper

it doesn't take much does it
vi
no longer icecream deprived

I got my nobbie ball!

ok now I can just imagine the XXX thoughts THAT is bringing up, not to mention 'fun with search engines' huh?
however I do need it for therapy.
and the Nobbie ball I use at pt is blue, I have a green one here at home, but I would have loved the clear purple one in that link......
in an 8 inch size
gee maybe mengele will make me do more with the larger size?
then I can get the purple one?
anyway, I am thrilled to be able to continue the pt excersizes, in spite of the pain.
I am really getting a lot more reach and mobility!!!
amazing huh
it is blowing me away.

I have some cat news to tell you folks.
about Fawn.
Remember her? she is the retired cattery queen who lived in a cage in the cattery for over 5 years. ( well cared for but still in a cage)
She has offically adjusted.
so much so that she got squirted with the water bottle for jumping on the workbenches in the studio.
hahahaha
I had to laugh even while I was telling her no.
She is also my cat. NOT bernie's ...........MINE all MINE
she won't come to bed until I tell her to.. he can whistle dixie and stand on his head...... she isn't having none of him
hahahahah
he meanwhile..... can't bare to crate train her soooooooooooooooo she still sleeps with us..... and now so does calpurrnia.
in a while the big guy will too..... I have a methold to my madness......
and it involves curly cats on the pillows.

ok spring is formally here in the pocono mountains.
the wild woodbine is in bloom and you can smell it everywhere.
my beloved violets are in bloom all over and I am thrilled to peices.
kidding season however is over until next year.....sniff
I will miss them little guys
the spring kids and lambs are huge now......

today I am going food shopping. I know......exciting huh?
I am to be getting 20 pounds of chicken legs. at .59 cents a pound........ you do the math.
I want to get about 10 pounds of beef and about 20 of pork.
that for a while should keep the freezer going
I want to get a second freezer, and I need a soapstone stove...
I should put up a button for donations to the freezer/stove fund huh?

oye
til next time
vi

you know it's bad when.......

you can't trust your own bones to stay PUT.

ok this is amazingly annoying.

now I have to do these excersize thingies with a 'soft' beach ball thingy.
not them hand squishy thingies.....

I gotta walk a wall with a ball....
( say that three times fast then try and do it)

I have to say Mengele wasn't kidding when she told me I was going to be in a bit of pain
actually she said......
'the next few pt sessions are going to hurt'
YA THINK?

she put me in positions that even BERNIE hasn't gotten me into

( and he and I accidentally dropped an air conditioner out a window.. we almost followed it........ good thing he was hanging onto me.......)

I should have taken pictures............ you know for bribery purposes.....
or to prove that I really do not bend that way..... and that there isn't 18 joints between my shoulder and elbow.

she yanked and stretched....... and pulled and pushed......
oh and I AM all black and blue......
gees
and for what
so that my bones can WANDER?
see my life is so boring even my bones don't wanna stay here.....
oye
and you think YOU got problems?
do your bones want to leave?

I woulda thought the fat would hold my bones hostage..... but no..................
off they go.....

oye
til next time
vi

I misplaced a WHAT???????????

apparently I have misplaced a bone
or displace a bone
either way it wasn't where it was supposed to be
and apparently it almost is back to it's assigned spot now
damn
did you know that replacing this bone to it's assigned spot hurts..... yes really it does
and it really is as BAD AS IT SOUNDS
Mengele who is a genius however, is got me able to move my hands behind my back which I could not do before
she thinks that I will be fine in a couple weeks if I continue to do nothing but my pt
and my ice
( I am icing now Mengele dear)

Actually she wants you to know she really is a nice person and her name is NOT Mengele....
which is true her name is JUNE not Mengele....
however I needed to convey the fullness of the experience to you all since none of you can be there and do it for me.
( and you all call yourselves my FRIENDS? and no one is doing this pt torture thing for me??? and there isn't even any cheesecake or ICECREAM?)
She is also a very good pt, makes you sweat and cringe in pain so that you will remember and NOT do the bad things again that got you into this mess in the first place

oh and I am again taped

I am pretty surprised that a bone moved around...... gee I have loose and wandering bones?
couldn't the fat on my ass or stomach do that?
wander over to someone I don't really like all that much?
I ask you.....
is it fair?
vi

apparently i have been 'tagged'

and someone who did that ( and SHALL remain nameless- I will deal with YOU later)
wants me to list my 10 favorite things.
mmmmmmmm
it would be easier to list my 10 most unfavorite things

but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

favorite things

ok I will give it a whirl......

1. coffee, in the morning. I loves me some coffee, which right now isn't even MADE. so as I can't get the coffee out of my head right now, it is in the top spot...... this may change AFTER said coffee when I am thinking straight, and am awake..
2. weekends with bernie... he makes me coffee and brings it to me, again with that coffee thing huh? But really I love bernie when I am not mad at him. Which with pms and menopuaseal symptoms is at midnight during a full blue moon, but I loves me some bernie. even though, due to hormone flucuations, I mostly have been wanting to rip his head off..... it isn't being bias, I pretty much want to rip anyone's head off who gets within 2' of me...
3. my animals, enough said...........anyone who reads this tripe I write on any kind of regular basis knows that
4. books/reading/knowledge/learning.......... yes it IS one thing, I have thousands of books.. and can only lament the ones I won't have time to read.
5. making things with my hands, I design just about everything I make and I make a ton of stuff. From clothes to dolls to the sky is the limit.
6. the eastern woodlands. they are magical.
7. quantum physics...... where else does pure science tell you that there truly is magic in the world
8. 200 year old stone houses........... i mean who wouldn't?
9. security, I love knowing we have enough toilet paper or saving to get through any emergency
10. being self sufficient. *** see 9

ok coffee is ready now to go and wake up

til next time

vi

who is going to see mengele today..................

woe is me

ah....... tape is a marvelous thing

I have to tell you that Mengele knows what she is doing....
( actually her name is June, and she is really very nice, but damn it hurt... BAD, I am pretty sure necks can't bend in that direction either)

and that tape on my shoulder...... wow what a difference.
also I can actually get my other arm up to scratch the BACK OF MY NECK!
will wonders never cease
and here I thought I couldn't do that cause I was too fat!
no shit
it was all cause my shoulders were messed up.

ok today
I am to do pt excersizes.
ice
and pretty much nothing else
I will lay down with the cats at some time today cause I can't hold them and I miss them terribly
I miss my goaties and sheepies too
and my adopted horse princess.
I am going to try and knit in that new posture she wants me in
which by the way
that new posture pushes my boobs all the way the hell out to THERE
damn
talk about advertizing
if I was 17 it would be great
at this age.........
I need cranes to hold them puppies off the floor
I swear I think I got taller too
vi

Doctor Mengele is got to be my pt

damn, my arm NEVER twisted THAT way, really even when it was good it never did move in that direction.
are you sure arms are supposed to move in that direction?
can I see pictures please?

oh and you do know that I actually HAVE a bone in that arm...... yes and it is a real bone, not one of them fako rubber bones you give the dogs you know....

I don't CARE that you are a female..... there IS Sweden and sex changes.....
I just know you are Mengele, or his cloned daughter
you just have to be
now, I am dizzy and need my ice
................
............
..........
....
ice is my friend.

vi

shhhhhhh we don't SEE any violet do we?

as violet isn't allowed to be doing the computer yet.
and violet isn't allowed to lift.......... basically ANYTHING
PT said nothing over 5 pounds, (8 pounds if I can't help it)
I am taped up
the shoulders are bad.
she does think we can avoid surgery.
the left is really bad
the right is pretty bad.

they are all inflamed and swollen and I have been compensating with my movements to take stress off the rotator cuff.

that is also why I can't hold anything UP.
I can knit if I keep my shoulders down and back.... lift my head and tuck my chin a bit.
how the hell can I knit like that?
oh and the exersizes are KILLING my back
she told me the next few weeks I am going to be in a bit of pain
you say what?
this is more then a 'bit of pain'
someone shoot me, if you love me shoot me
vi
who really wants to learn to drink

Yesterday's picture & PT today

Was of what I have to now look at every day, and that isn't bad............ normally there are two more trucks plus at least 3 cars AND a van.... not to mention wood piles and chain saws etc.
that is the illegal business next door.

ok today is the start of pt on my shoulders, if this works, no surgery, if not.....well.......... so much for MY summer.

I have to ask them if I can help with the fence posts for the sheep fencing up at Kris' farm.

I am going to pt down in jersey as my insurance doesn't have anyone up here for pt.
And this week is very very tight for us.

I am also concerned about the van, as Bernie 'fixed' the flat but said there was no hole...... so then why did my tire go flat? did moron neighbor vandalize yet again?

ON to fiber content.

I am stuck for a project, I finally got a few of the lace patterns I lusted after but for some reason they aren't doing it for me right now.
The whispers scarves
Concert in the park
And
evening in eden stole

I also wanted to do the 'seaweed stole' from needlebeetle but haven't gotten the pattern yet.

I also need to do a sample scarf for my fall modular class that I will be teaching at the local yarn store, I figure if I teach that, maybe the folks that take the class will have a bunch of new skills to go on to other projects with.
I am even going to add a lace panel to the scarf I think.
( I need to do this very fast i know)
so I am probably going to do square modulars, seperated by garter stitch, so that people can do either all modular or a few and then finish up if they get bored with a plain familar garter stitch.
but I really would love to insert a lace panel in the center
ahahahahaha
oye

so pt knitting will of course be my sock..... this current one is in shades of orange in trekking XL

I still have a magenta one that I have yet to put in heels but that one is DEFFINATELY next.

anyway, sadly I lack knitting inspiration lately, concentrateing more on the sheepies..
I did however bid on a wheel, which I doubt I am going to get but I did try.
hopefully bernie's work will again pick up
and so will my buisness, cause I really need to get that ewe and to get my wheel
oh and to move........
to a farm
with sheepies
and goaties
and chickens
and a pony named princess............
til next time
vi

what do you folks think?

home again, home again from spin group

We had a blast, we laughed our asses off.......
talking about goaties
sheepies
cows and beef steers.....
playing with the doggies and watching the Hunter Creek Farms herd up on the hill.
I got a sunburnt arm
( I had my big straw farmers hat on so my fat little face is still just rosy, not boiled lobster red)
Bernie didn't come, hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if he missed me.....
sniff maybe he didn't miss me?
hahahaha
everyone at spin was teasing me cause I keep telling everyone they have to adopt me so I have a farm to always go to.
They also told me I have to take everyone's numbers with me......
Carole told me I should have called her when I broke down. ( but I didn't know where my jack was anyway..... so what use would it have been to drag Carole out of the house?)
my sour cream coffee cake was sort of cheesecake like....... VERY moist, if you make it btw.
we ate like piggies
*** oink***
*** burp*** hey where did THAT come from?
hahahaha
Linda made whole wheat pumpkin cake.......it was to die for.
I did however scrap off the icing as I am not really an icing person.
She took a saved a second peice of the sour cream coffee cake for her for later.

all in all a great time.
boy did we laugh, it is wethering time now for this years bucks and rams..... so we had a lot of off color comments......( OK SO .......... I MADE the off color comments....... are you happy now??? YES yes it was ME)

wethering is done two ways, either with the crimp thingy....... or the bands..
the easiest is with the bands.......
now if any guy is reading this believe me he is shuddering and holding his crotch at this moment.....
yup you put a band around the testicules and they shrivel up and drop off.
simple and painless for the animal.
I know a few men that this procedure should have happened to...... preferably before they reproduced.

ok so anyway I made it home in one peice, and without breaking down..... how about that!
til next time
vi

spin group is today

I am making a sour cream coffee cake since it is at 1pm, instead of thursday night.
They moved it for me as I am night blind and have not been able to go to the last two meetings. ( bernie gets home too late and is up and out too early in the AM)
how nice is that?

Sour Cream Coffee Cake

1 cup butter
2 cups white sugar
2 eggs
1 cup sour cream
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 cup white sugar
2 tablespoons melted butter
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Directions
1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a
9x13 inch baking pan.
2 In a large bowl, cream together 1 cup butter and white
sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a
time, then stir in the sour cream and vanilla, and almond. Mix in 2 cups
flour, baking powder, and salt. Spread 1/2 of batter in the
prepared pan.
3 Prepare the filling: In a medium bowl mix 1/3 cup
flour, brown sugar, white sugar, 2 tablespoons melted butter, and
cinnamon. Sprinkle cake batter with 1/2 the filling. Spread
second half of batter over the filling, and top with
remaining filling.
4 Bake 35 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven, or until a
toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.


I don't have a project for today yet, but I am bringing a fleece, and the new lace scarf I finished that I am planning on dyeing to cover the yellow in it.
plus some patterns and maybe my spindle.

I bid on an antique wheel on ebay, I doubt I will get it....... but I am going to try.
ok gotta take a shower
vi

Pepsi the buck BOS!!!!

Lilac Corners has a new home grown champion!!!
Pepsi took BEST IN SHOW......
not bad for a yearling buck
all them babies you all been seeing!
all HIS!
hahahahaa

finishing up the week

ok there is an overview from the parking lot....... the front entrance and the tree we met the folks from KR under
so you all can see for next year where to go.

Now I haven't told you folks about what is going on in laperm land lately....( hey it's saturday, I need at least three more days to be brilliant. what do you expect for an old broad)

Fawn that retired cattery queen has settled in and taken over.
She is as bad as her grandchildren!
hahahaha
only fawn you can pick up and cuddle without her telling you that you really are a canine.
She beats the living shit out of her MUCHO larger great grandson, and has got the little blue eyed one ( who is all beauty and no brains......lalalala.....) to understand that GRANNY runs the show.

She also sleeps on my head.

The others all have crates to sleep in...... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fawn sleeps on my head.
preferably with my hand under her chin.
makes for an interesting nights sleep you know.

And as I AM an old lady, I have to piss a minimum of three times a night.....she walks me to the bathroom, like amber USED to..... you know, since I am too dumb to find my way back.

she tried a couple times to inspect my bathroom output, however got the hint rather fast that MY butt is none of anyone's business.

Fawn also plays more then any of the others...... she also plays VERY VERY Hard.......
you all will be pleased to know that she had kept america safe from the feather teaser.
which as you all know is a very dangerous terrorist weapon.

she ripped it to shreds.

it WAS calpurrnia's last year birthday present.

she disemboweled it...
in 20 seconds.

feathers all over the damn house.

then she purred.

I think she settled in fine huh?
oh and she LOVES to be picked up now..... and will even ask for it or try and climb up you to be picked up.

til next time
vi
who will post more animal pictures later

We interrupt this blog......

for a short rant about menstruation......
to bleed or not to bleed.....
which is the better horatio?
to bleed and know that thou art unencombered by the future of 'huggies' and 'binkies'
or to not bleed, and worry about college funds.
(and instantly turn into your parents, complete with gray hair, and worry wrinkles)

Yes yes yes..... me who is about to PAUSE the freeken menstruation is again...... 'on the rag'
lovely expression that
more like a 'wrung out rag'

I swear this should only be for the young, strong and annoying.
not little old ladies that already had a full week.

*** and to those of you who met me at MDSW, let me assure you, while I don't LOOK as old as I claim to be, I really am older then dirt, I have an extremely good moisturizer....... I know it is, I make it myself***

Anyway I woke up with this lovely parting gift this morning, so I am cranky, tired clumsy, annoyed, annoying, brain dead,........ you name it.

ok on to the REAL post
gee I just noticed that it is Friday the 13.
mmmmmmmm
where is a good chain saw murderer when you need one?

lets see where was I .....
ok more alpaca pictures, and angora pictures, goaties.... etc ( more more more.... lalalala)

the broommaker at MDSW, I really need a round long handled hearth broom.....

now this is Kris' ewe pen, the rams are out in the back



now for the record this little one is THE sweetest of alpaca's she comes right up to you plops down and begs to be petted,........ I was sorely tempted to steal this one, however we had Carole's car ( that would be monica's butt in that picture)
and the alpaca didn't fit real well in the back seat, next time I am taking the damn van

more 'paca
They have an adorable stud alpaca that is all white, I didn't get a good picture of him, which I will next time
(you know......when I come there with the VAN)


spring lambs Lilac corners farm


what are friends for?
hahaha
scratching each others necks of course!


can YOU see the bunnie?
hahahaha


the 'boys'
this is the buck pen, here the younger bucks are, nubians, and saanen, and I believe there is one cashmere.
there is another buck pen out back with the senior bucks.
HUGE horns on them suckers...... HUGE
6 foot horn spread on one....


see why I can't resist?

(please note, I keep adding pictures and also text then republishing for a while when I post so there maybe more after you read this)


Ok this is rosebud the angora goatie


silvester and rosebud
they are bestest of buddies

posted at 7pm, I really have been pretty sick today, and found out that bernie will probably have to leave his job for another.
that is a shame as he loves his job, but they can't seem to get the work/time/pay thing straight. ( dealerships run different then the rest of the working world)
He was about to start school there too, but at this point we can't afford him to stay.
so I am a bit depressed now, as this means no insurance AGAIN, and then more time waiting to fix all the stuff I need done.
I wish this country would get some sort of affordable health insurance for folks who work but have none.
vi

a funny thing happened on the way home from the goaties

oye,
Ok first off let me tell you I had a fantastic time, Went out to Lilac Corners, was mobbed by my beloved goaties and sheepies...... Kissed by princess the horse.....

(WHAT you have never been KISSED by a horse? what kind of deprived childhood do you HAVE? everyone needs to be kissed by a horse, and tasted by goats and sheepies)

I didn't help much with the barn chores but I did take a ton of pictures and got the entire herd OUT of the barn so that Carole could refresh their bedding. ( the barn just got cleaned, and it is a mess again, cause they can't get out on pasture yet, they will colic, it is too much for them so they have to be slowly conditioned to it)
I have to post these pictures over a couple of days guys, as really I did take so many, it would blow up the photobucket and the blogger server, WAIT to you see some of these pictures.

I dropped Kris' lamb pen and creep panel off by her farm, and borrowed a sheep book and Folk Shawls. Kris' farm is centered on a 200+ year old stone house, it is got 24 inch thick walls and I sort of envy her. ( ok so I drool EVERY single time I go past that house, I adore it)
We spent some time talking and hugging lambsies.
I of course took pictures.....
( this is Kris and Ike)
and as soon as norton antivirus finishes it's scan I will be downloading them AND posting them of course so you all can see.
this is all the lambsies.
She has two up for sale to a fiber only home, btw, in case anyone is interested. they will be wethered as they are boys, and she wants 150 each. Not bad for I think a 5/8 BFL.

I continued on my merry way over the river and through the woods to Carole's Lilac Corner farm.......( you know, WHERE THE goaties live)

I made good time.

I made mental notes where the new spring babies were at the farms along the way.

I got to Lilac Corners and of COURSE my beloved princess was out in the feedlot waiting for me
hahaha
you gotta love a horse that see you coming and runs over to greet you.


Stranger the cat came running out,
a couple of the goaties....

( shhhhhh but I do have my favorites, don't tell the herd, they ALL think they are my favorites, noses get kissed all around)

I unpacked, and ran out to the barn. I got pictures of the newest little darlinks....
the little white headed black doe has me concerned, Carole too as she started to bottle feed her.


I picked up a handy saanen kid
( they ARE just laying around all over the place you know) and had a cuddle and a kiss, and just breathed in goatie........

also I have a really special treat, we went out to Monica's farm to see her alpacas, angora goats and her Arabian horses. There was a new filly there to greet us!!!
hahahaha
here is her momma

hahahahaha
ok and just for AMIE, here is a tease for the next batch of pictures....


Ok now I am going to drink my coffee
and start my day, I have all these pictures to process to show you all
til next time
vi
who is got to also post the last of the MDSW pictures as well

OHOHOHO
one more picture, This is Austin, the worlds oldest living meat goat, ( he is about 10 or so maybe older) We have decided Austin is the meat goat for vegitarians, as he will live long and die a natural death, then be buried under a tree in the 'north 40'
( I promised him I would post his picture)

OH ditzy vi .....
the funny thing...... well I ran out of time and space here I will post it tomorrow

hahahaha

MDSW III

ok first off.....
do you know these folks

ok one tiny hint for the person on the right......
she is sooooooo sweet like a rose.

hahahaha
now, a bit more local ambiance



and I bet you all don't know WHO that GUY is in the background.......hahahaha
hint, he is LONG suffering

ok here are two prints I got there


now those of you that know me, know I could have drawn these myself.
however I saw this person at rhinebeck, and I loved the feeling from the prints so I tracked him down at mdsw. They were reasonable, and I do love the feeling.

now I have the last to put up tomorrow
and also I will have goatie and sheepies all the rest of the week
so til next time
vi

MDSW part 2

ok folks now more on MDSW

First off I was there really for the sheepies.... (and to meet a few folks and help Kris pick up a sheep pen.

don't all faint, remember I can shop for yarn online, and fiber at any one of my friends, ( between all of them I think the ONLY thing we don't have is icelandic...... we have all sorts of other stuff....... oh and silk, no one is raising silk worms)
AND my friends take trades of soap, lotions and handbalms for fiber.

( all of them use my shepherds lotions and handbalms, they tell me that my stuff is the only thing that keeps them from cracking during the winter, and remember, they are OUT in the real cold weather taking care of stock)

Ok as to shopping, I did break down and do a bit of it
some coned yarns, rayon.
a few lace scarf patterns, I did get the "whisper" scarves from Fiddlesticks

But the biggest thing I got was two signed prints of sheep that I'd seen in Rhinebeck and was moaning that I didn't get them in Rhinebeck............ I could NOT afford them then.
hahahaha
Ok I will take the picture and post it
They are two different sizes because they didn't have them both in the SAME size but that's ok
I will frame them alike and stack them
SHEEPIES!!!
now
Goaties were born yesterday, yup yup twins
I am going tomorrow

Ok now for round 2 of MDSW, lets play
"put the name to the faces"

and you folks better comment.....

ok first up
who's this???

hurry now there will be a TEST after.......

Now this next one is someone we better have indoctrinated..........
we don't know her name yet I don't think.... ( considering that haul in front of her..... she is one of us already)

so if that is YOUR picture, step up to the plate and post ok?



ok, and here we go.......
(btw, I owe you for the 25 year thing)


and some 'local' ambiance


more tomorrow


vi