What exactly IS normal?

first off here is the little pumpkin headed guy....... I like him but there is something not quite right about him....
any comments?

today is hopefully going to be a more normal day then we've had around here lately.
(last week and this past weekend seem so surreal)

I slept in!
THADDEAUS let me! Either he wasn't crying at 5am or I just simply did not hear him.
my toe...... yup still red/black/blue.........still curiously flattened...... hurts but I can deal with it
(hey after dealing with the pain from pt and my beloved la bella mengele........ a toe is NOTHING)

now it has come to my attention.......... that some folks are taking dibs on my bernie......
not to mention any names ( SHAGGY) however as I am not quite DEAD yet.....

I was wondering what brought that on?????
or am I actually DYINK
and no one AGAIN thought to inform me........

now given that in my family ........

the only difference between the dead and the living is the dead EAT LESS....

and that they

ALL STILL HAVE A FREEKIN OPINION

I would imagine even if I WAS dyink.......or even DEAD....

it wouldn't make all that much difference around here..... ( I would just eat alot less)

SOME folks would still hear my big mouth.................

( and just for that shaggy, If I die, I am going to CALL your sorry ass on the phone daily......... be fore warned and be very afraid)

now back to everyone's regularly scheduled day

til next time

vi