good morning drier air

Dear Mother Nature,

it's me, your good daughter vi
you remember me right?
fought that lawsuit to protect the old trees

the one overrun with slugs
( yeah thanks for that, as i got the ONLY ducks in the world that prefer worms to slugs, and i got the damn ducks for the slugs in the FIRST place)

yup.......... that's the one..... me, vi

listen, with all respect, i gotta ask............
WHY all this rain
i got algae growing between my toes
i SWEAR THEY ARE GREEN
i saw moss on the GLASS picnic table
and a bit of mold on my laundry that is still hanging limp and soaking wet on the line
actually it's wetter NOW then when i first hung it out..........a WEEK AGO

and mom, what's up with that roundup stuff.......?
we sprayed the poison ivy but it acted like super heavy duty poison ivy FERTILIZER
that shit is some SUPER terminator poison ivy out there
it shot UP the side of the house after we sprayed it

also mom, do me a favor ok?
can you light a fire or something under the township
as the road drains down my driveway and it's totally eroded now
i guess that was their cost saving anti sewer thing huh?
drain down through our driveway and they didn't need to put in sewers?

thanks mom, for listening to me
i have to get the ungrateful ducks out now
oh and mom, one more thing.............. can you help them ducklings hatch TODAY?
so the guy can come and get them tomorrow
and i can clean the pen?
it smells really BAD in that pen
cause she won't let us clean it

thanks mom........ did you get the flowers i sent for mothers day?



love
vi