yesterday was a day for the twilight zone

it started off normal enough i suppose
we got up and had coffee
talked about the day ahead
bernie had to run to the feed store for chicken and duck chow
when he got home he told me that there was a black and white cat that had been run over in the road in front of our house
did i know who's it was

well duh
it's jackass'

i went out later to make sure
and found it had been MOVED by someone onto our front lawn
no doubt a good samaritan trying to spare us the worst of what they figured was our pet


this naturally upset bernie so he went out and tossed the dead cat into the road
(not in the middle just off our lawn)


fast forward a bit

i was out with the duckies (who btw are pretty much ALL suffering from pms and bitching at me like you all wouldn't believe, i am going to try and get a short video..it will crack you all up)

bernie was working on the duck domicile
we heard the squeal of brakes and see a van on the uphill neighbors front LAWN
not just off the road a bit
but completely parked on the front lawn

a kid gets out and we hear a woman screaming at this kid
the kid grabs the dead cat by the tail and SWINGING IT
walks to the van and puts it in the back

the whole time this broad is screaming 'you f***ing think this is funny???'

i said to bernie
'WHO IS THAT??????'

turns out it is mrs jackass.......and her demon spawn

coming to get their cat

they have a LOT of cats
they never keep them in or neuter them
they get eatten by coyote and run over all the time
as have a few of their dogs

this cat they come get?

and they park on the neighbors LAWN to do it?


bernie said they were probably going to eat it
as they told the cops when the deer was hit that they were going to eat that
(even though the deer was wounded and down for 45 minutes before someone finally shot and killed the poor thing)

believe me
this whole incident was surreal

oh man

ok now
i have to go take the irritable duckies out
i will no doubt get told off
i will however try to get a video of it
as i just found out this camera will take short videos
so if i can
i will post that for you all

to show how my duckies treat their momma when they have pms
(told you all....demon duckies from hell)