calpurrnia, she's driving me nuts
9'' to the left of the litter box...... seriously, use the ruler
someone please remind me why on earth i have animals?
lilli and phoebe have the brood and the molt respectively.....and are battling to the almost death
i threw lilli in with falstaff cause right now she's the most violent
(yes my sweet ducks get violent at times)
amelia still hates me (she's in the molt)
and really the only one that likes me is prudence....now watch that change today
malcom keeps trying to challenge us and falstaff won't bath so he's gross as hell
why didn't i get more amiable pets ......oh like tasmanian devils or something?
i have two chickens broody that i can't seem to break
(fudge and dulcette) one chicken that won't stop f**king screaming at everyone at the top of her little chicken lungs - -she's loud too
one chicken that thinks she is a rooster and sounds like a strangulating dog when she lays a very LARGE egg (at 8 years old......who knew?)
and one chicken that follows me around like a dog
i even got dueling budgies
what no pigs that are depressed?
no cow that is on prozac?
gees
and we don't have enough pens to separate anyone
oh and the longest day of the year is here!
joy joy of joys
meanwhile the cats do have me nuts, fawn is again eating everything in sight- thaddeaus is leaving fancy feast half finished
and we already discussed calpurrnia
maybe i should listen to bernie and do the NO MORE ANIMALS thing
but then you know, i get lonely
and next thing you know....... we got noah off loading the ark out front
and you guys are laughing at the trials and tribulations i go through
gees will i never learn?
That's one of the reasons our cat is an outside cat--she gets it about 5-6" from the litter box. Of course, she adopted us, after I told the kids they couldn't have her. But she started catching mice, so I started feeding her. Now she follows me around the garden. She is old, though, and getting pickier about what she will eat, and it is different every day.
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