possessed duckies from HELL

as anyone who follows this blog knows
i am dealing with ducks with hormonal mood swings.........

i THOUGHT lillianna was getting over her snit
ha
she LIED

she was out of the pen and telling me that she loved her momma bestest of all

and the next thing i knew....she was running away from me squeaking like the hounds of hell were on her feathered little butt

i figured a nice COLD bath/shower would mellow her out
right?
doesn't that usually calm down irate ducks?

WRONG

she bite momma on the wing that is just starting to heal
so i chased lil around as she ran away from me
squeaking
until i finally got her cornered
(damn that waddley little duck is FAST.......... my old lady gigily body can NOT keep up, since my legs are only maybe three inches longer then duck legs)

i pick her up and she was instantly docile and loving her momma

INSTANTLY

see what i mean?
them damn ducks are possessed

i am expecting pea soup to issue forth at any minute
and for their heads to start spinning

so now i am soaking wet
between wet duck
and sweating from running all over the back yard after this duck
in THIS HUMIDITY.......( think warm wet washcloth in your lungs.........)

oh man
and yet somehow, i haven't ever learned to DRINK

i wonder why not?


oye


ok this will post in the AM
as i intend on sleeping IN
let bernie handle the females
i will handle the pillows