warning*** mature audiences only

age has a way of evening things out with the battle of the sexes i have learned
woman get beards and mustaches........
and men...........well

it gets so they can't pee a little

i was sorta up last night when bernie toddled off to the bathroom
the reason i was up was that i had just come BACK from the bathroom
where my bladder which is the size of a shriveled pea had convinced me and itself that it was attempting to contain lake michigan....................at high tide
i know that the noise i made was equivalent to niagra falls....
and it took me all of about 30 seconds or so

him.......
no sound
for like 5 minutes
enough so i got concerned
and ended up fully awake

now at about 3am, you will of course forgive me for laying in the bed........

thinking

wow,
mother nature FINALLY got back at the men......
(and it does apparently happen one man at a time)

for all the leaking, hot flashes, menstrual cramps, bloat, edema, and mammography we suffered
finally the men start getting something

they can't pee a little

huh?

WAIT A MINUTE

i think we got robbed ladies

SOMEONE snuck this shit in ............ in FINE print

at a time when we couldn't even focus enough to KNOW we had toes

i think it is time for bernie to have the digital prostate exam again......
the blood psa test is one thing
but there is nothing like the smug look you can't wipe off my face
when i know he is FINALLY going to go through a 1/1000000000000 of what us ladies go through

here is wishing you ladies the knowledge that YOUR man will be getting his digital soon

i suggested taking pictures for the christmas cards.........
but he didn't think that was all that funny somehow
even though i told him i would tie it all up in a pretty red bow................

some folks don't have ANY sense of humor when the doctor is around

hmmmmm

mammography anyone??


ps: don't blame me
the duckies are sorta boring right now
the new one is setting eggies