Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Duck poop, -What's not to love?

Today is one of the colder days of the year
Not the coldest mind
That will probably be Thursday when I go to jersey to the doctor

But one of the colder days
Like it’s 15 out

And what pray tell is on the agenda for today you ask?

( ok pretend you asked………. Ok? Work with me here)

DUCK poop!!!!!!!!!!

‘But vi you say, ( comeon……. Humor me)
Duck poop is ALWAYS on the agenda around your place’ ***along with chicken poop***

Yeah but today I gotta clean the night crates
It’s getting deep in there
Even with the additional bedding

So duck poop it is

now as UN-exciting as you all preseve this to be
let me assure you
that even as i attempt to type ( i hate this straight keyboard)
WORMS are getting excited about the impending feast coming their way

the siren song of poop for worms has gone out into the universe...and WORMS are tuned in and LISTENING..................(news at 11)

worms LOVE poop
they LOVE it so much they run to have SEX in poop
talk about rolling around nekid in something......

yup
due to the abundance of poop in my garden..... ( if you go year by year, it would be: goat, sheep, chicken, duck, sheep.......duck, chicken)
i can assure you that worms love poop
and that apparently poop is good for them as they grow HUGE in my garden
and they constantly are conjoined in the mating ritual
now that is some hellavah endorsement for poop i would say......in some circles at least

gardener circles

if you don't garden....WHY NOT?

people spread enough UNUSEFUL poop around...... mostly of the bull kind
at least the poop we spread here is very useful
ask any worm

now the duck mud i fell into last summer......well that was useful to some worms too....if not to my butt nor the underwear i had to toss as i could NOT get it white again........

anyway back to the poop of the day

so as soon as i eat something...( can't deal with poop on an empty stomach....trust me on this)
and put the duckies out.....
i will deal with poop

and in the spring when my garden is the size of goliath......
we'll talk about worms.....and poop and tomatoes....

i gotta go
i hear a chook who thinks he is a rooster starting to attempt to crow
oye
4 roos 3 hens.........
i think i would get better odds in late spring or early summer then i get with fall hatches...no?

oye

til next time

up to my assets in poop..................


vi

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